You know what? I’m going on a trip too, Scott. It, uh, starts in Narnia; it works it way up to Candyland, and then, hey! Congratulate me, because I’m the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts. Expelliarmus!
– Robin, HIMYMSo I work at a cafe. It’s situated with a big counter that has a display case for baked goods on the left, a cash register in the middle, and a big shelf for coffee pots on the right, accompanied by a shelf of cups that you grab and fill with coffee yourself. When you stand in front of the…
Because I would love to hear you say this. Seriously, the look on someone’s face would be undeniably WINNING. kasfkjbasbdkajs
So next week I will (very briefly, sadly) visit the great city of Amsterdam, which inspired so much of The Fault in Our Stars and where much of it was written.
I’ll be there to celebrate the Dutch language publication of TFiOS, or Een weeffout in onze sterren, and there will be one…
asclandfjnasdkfnljdskkdnksjbfhafhbcdsvksbkNSDFLJBSDBFADSHBJDSV!
OMR! Wish I could get there, or that John had been there when I visited my friend over my short holiday…schade! But should let her know…
BOOKS
Ah. I love the smell of ALL books. There’s always a new adventure just waiting to happen. ♥

Oh, and what book am I currently reading, that I got from Stadtbücherei Marburg with my library card? Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Oh, and it’s definitely not my first time reading it. (It’s my 8th.)
Always :)
THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!
AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.
AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.
AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.
AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.
WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.
BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.
AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.
AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.
I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.
THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.
WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.
WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.
I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.
UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.
TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.
HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.
Read books. Care about things. Get excited. Try not to be too down on youself. Enjoy the ever present game of knowing.
– Hank Green (via booksandnerds) Via Books and nerds
there are no words.
Except for maybe…

What?

Ummmm…let me think.

Wait, please.

I have some.

…

How do you like those words?
Laws of BBC: if you’re a male lead in a show run by Steven Moffat, your female co-star will (sooner or later) hit you.
(And you will ask for more)
Just…haha, WOW. And it looks like so much fun. At least, for River and Irene. *-*
Via if it bleeds, you can kill it.
It’s very different for each show. With Doctor Who I’m thinking of how I can get people to be scared I suppose: what’s the monster this week, what’s the adventure, what’s the fastest way we can start the story, how soon can I get Matt Smith running is probably the focus there. With Sherlock it’s different because Mark [Gatiss] and I sit around wondering which one are we going to do this year, which bits of the original haven’t been touched.
– Steven Moffat on the difference between writing ‘Doctor Who’ and ‘Sherlock’ (via doctorwho) Via Doctor Who Official on Tumblrbecause watching Doctor Who tends to lead to outbursts of creative energy in this way





